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Things The Union Are Really Worried About
1. Themselves 2. Their Next Election 3. Themselves 4. Getting Found Out 5. Themselves
Things People Who Propose 'Comedy' Motions Probably Do
1. Giggle as their motions are read out 2. Pull each others' hair and throw paper aeroplanes 3. Think everyone thinks they're really cool 4. Wonder what 'getting a life' means...
More People That Need To Be Saved From The Cherwell
1. Anyone With A Sense Of Humour 2. Anyone With A Low Boredom Threshold 3. Nick Mason (Just In Case It Disappears Completely Up His Arse)
More Things For Fees Protestors To Occupy
1. The Toilets In The Bod For Hours 2. Unoccupied France
Thing You Shouldn't Have Said To Her On Valentine's Day
1. "Just wait while I take my teeth out..."
15th Feb 2001