Pulp Friction
LAST WEEK: SOPHIE REAPPEARED AFTER PARTY CARNAGE TO ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT. SAM BOLLOCKED FOR BEHAVIOUR BY BEST MATE WILL. ANNIE'S EX DAVE BUSTED FOR DEALING WEED.
Columns: Ruby Perera's World of Sex
So, having been all mushed up over Valentines Day, we can return from the land of goo to the dating pond that is Oxford, and resume our quest to comprehend the sexuality that lies behind our every moves. Let us consider the first date with the sexy bit who sent you a Valentine. Will it be a lunch or dinner encounter? Food and eating, and the sexuality which we infuse into our meals, are central to our coital dance.Food is a sex aid in a considerably more advanced way than 9 1/2 Weeks. Beyond the licking of whipped cream, what we eat, where we eat and how we eat it are all factors in the great hunt for a shag. ...
Columns: Jack Nory
No. 4 - Pour bubble bath into the Christ Church fountain
Columns: jack in the Ox
Things The Union Are Really Worried About
Columns: Ready, steady... KILL
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Columns: Square Eyes
Fingermouse was not, as the name suggests, an invitation to indulge in bestiality. It was, contrary to popular belief, a TV show. That said, the whole thing revolved around a guy who spent most of the time with his finger shoved up the arse of some kind of paper animal, so maybe it wasn't half as innocent as we were led to believe....