Columns: The Alternative Oxford English Dictionary
Reality Bites... the moment when you walk into a tutorial for which you've done so little work you're actually thicker than you were last week. Sitting in your room, picking your nose and thinking of words that rhyme with orange, or sitting in your JCR watching 'Bargain Hunt' (some muppet has decided that retro kitchen utensils are a wise investment) has been a wiser use of your time. You've been telling yourself......
Columns: Mummy, why?
Can Oxford's skaters actually do any tricks?
Columns: The Krapton Factor
In your own time, no, that's fine we've got all day, obviously the world revolves around you lot, bloody students...
Columns: Spot the difference
Columns: Marathon woman
Weeks to go 12, 8st 9 (why?), miles run 16 (bad), sponsorship 'running' (doh!) total £79.50, total emails from interested training partners 4, percentage of which mildly suggestive 50
Columns: Newsfight!
The British monarchy is the one of the most bizarre and archaic institutions in the western world, and the current incumbents are the most ridiculous of the lot. Starting with the older generation, the Queen mum, now with 16 hips, has been clinically diagnosed a robot, the Duke of Edinburgh has made so many gaffs that there is no longer any point making fun of him and if the Queen continues to button up those purple jackets any further we will no longer be able to see her face. As for the younger generation - they're just normal guys, aren't they? Regular cockneys whose parents just happen to have a bit of lolly. William went on a gap year, for crying out loud - how COOL is he? Harry, not to be outdone, turns out to be a real rebel. I have heard stories about underage drinking and cannabis - but never did I think that someone would actually do it. Add to this the Diana legacy (my friend's mum also died by the way: world, get over it) and Charles, surely the wettest and dullest man in England having once had an opinion about modern architecture and organic farming, and there you have it. Our Royal Family, ladies and gentlemen. Have they changed? Probably. Have they changed a lot? Probably not. Are they compatible with the 21st century? My arse. ...
Columns: Memoirs of a nutter
It seems the natives are afeared, and thus, my darlings, the tales of battery-powered scandal in the college choir must wait for another day. This order for this week being for more normal tales of life at St. Ignatius, and so, let us move to the world of college drama - a familiar world for many of us.
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