The Krapton Factor
Right, hands up, who just farted. We won't start until the culprit steps forward. Oh, it was you, was it? I might have bloody known...
1. In the 1997 General Election, which Labour MP spearheaded his campaign with the phrase, "Vote for me, I've got a really loose foreskin"?
2. Spot the odd one out: Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Ginger Spice, The Duke of Edinburgh.
3. Don't you want me baby?
4. "I'm the famous explorer who discovered Scotland in 1934. Since then I've gone on to sponsor a sanctuary for abused whippets and have put my name to a best selling brand of panty liner. Who am I?"
5. Does a bear shit in the woods?
6. Wee Willie Winky walked through the town, upstairs, downstairs in his nightgown. But where did Tiny Tossing Tommy go and what was he wearing?
7. Who would win in a fight between: Batman and Spiderman; Hulk Hogan and Giant Haystacks; Wonderwoman and She-Ra; an otter and a bat?
8. Who's this an impression of?
Answers: 1 - I dunno but I would've voted for him. 2 - Ginger, the other three all have six nipples. 3 - Well fine, I never fancied you anyway. 4 - Sir Cuthbert Bodyform. 5 - Depends where it lives. The ones in Kensington shit on poor people. 6 - Aldershot, wearing a hot pink pashmina. 7 - Batman, Haystacks, She-Ra, otter. 8 - That's your mum, that is.
31st Jan 2002