Cat-astrophic War
The years of planning have finally come to fruition; for decades students have discussed in secret hypothetical plans to annex parts of the University. The plans are hypothetical no longer. The declaration of war by half the presidents of Oxford's colleges against the other half finds your current editors now at war with each other. And the editor on the side of freedom and right declares this:...
Editorial: Drinking to Excess
At LMH an unfortunate incident with a paving slab drives the Dean to make omnious threats about banning bops. At Teddy Hall, students come up with an ingenious, if unsavoury, solution to the problem of long toilet queues at bops and urinate in the quad.