The Krapton Factor
I've got tickets for the Rocky Horror Show so let's get this over with as quickly as possible please, teams. Fingers on buzzers...
1. When you leave the room do the chairs get up and dance on the tables?
2. Born in 1962, which controversial artist caused havoc last year in The Louvre with his exhibition, 'Pieces in the style of Roger Moore' consisting of a man being assaulted with a loaf of Mighty White and the release of 3500 wild badgers?
3. In cockney rhyming slang what do these phrases mean: I'm going for a Mister, You're pulling on my Halfie, I couldn't give an Errol, He's a bit of an Inexpensive?
4. In the popular saying, what should you do if you can't beat them?
5. Sport now, and who didn't score the winning goal of the 1974 World cup final?
6. A man and his son are in a car accident. They are both taken to hospital. The boy is wheeled into the operating theatre where the doctor immediately exclaims "I can't operate on him. He's my son!" How is this possible?
7. Sidewalk is the Americanised word for what in England?
1. Of course not you silly bugger. Have you been drinking? 2. Damian Thingummy; 3. Mister Bump/Dump, Half-board Lodger/Todger, Errol Flynn/Monkey's Foreskin, Inexpensive Gas Powered Hob/Nob; 4. Set them on fire; 5. Quite a few people. My Aunt Liz for a start; 6. The doctor is a hermaphrodite! No, hang on, I've got that wrong. 7. Tomato.
14th Feb 2002