The Krapton Factor
It's a quick-fire round which means that I'm not going to stand for any buggering about, particularly not from you, yes you, at the back. Come on...
1. What was Napoleon's pet name for his scrotum? 2. What is white and black and red all over? 3. Spot the odd one out: Christ Church, Trinity, Magdalene, New. 4. "In 1938 I graduated from Edinburgh with a third class degree in Domestic Appliances. I went on to invent the three speed tea pot and a cure for being French before being shot from a book depository window into outer space in 1979." Who am I? 5. The Eskimos have 40 words for 'snow'. In Devon, how many words do they have for 'fisting'? 6. Choose a number between 1 and 10. Divide it by the number of times you've met someone from Hastings and multiply the result by the number of spots on your arse. Now take away your original number. If the resulting number had a smell what would it smell of? 7. What's the story, morning glory? 8. James Brown is The Godfather of Soul, but who's The Uncle That Nobody Mentions Because of his Time in Prison of Soul?
Answers: 1 - Elvis. 2 - A king penguin that's been hit with a sink. 3 - New, all the others are fuelled by badgers on turn mills. 4 - The Queen Mother. 5 - 76. All rhyme with 'orange'. 6 - Cabbage. 7 - You were dreaming about Graham Norton again. 8 - Leo Sayer.
21st Feb 2002