Apathy Rules
I am a firm believer in political apathy. I will willingly march up Cornmarket Street surrounded by men in bowler hats in defence of my right to have no interest in the benefits of conservatism, liberalism or new-wayism. I will hoist a banner for the joys of disinterest, and I will happily take a gun to the head of the next Socialist Worker who proclaims that we should 'make the rich pay.'...
Features: Keeping it real
It is, by now, an established Oxford tradition to scoff at the tourist hordes which descend on the city each weekend, open-mouthed and slow-moving in their awe. One has, of course, no choice but to shout "Excuse me!" as loudly as possible while elbowing past the people who cluster in college lodges peering into front quads as into some sort of magical tableau, or to respond in a polite yet firmly condescending fashion when confused visitors ask where the university campus is (this has in fact happened in recent memory)....