Listen up, Tony
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Columns: The Milkround
Image is a strange thing. You begin your time at Oxford by first doing everything possible to dissociate yourself from the reputation you developed during 6th Form. You carefully construct your brand spanking new 'alternative' image, by purchasing a new wardrobe from Cult Clothing, and acquiring a few Chemical Brothers CD's to distract potential onlookers from your love of the Fugees. Then, as your final year approaches, you finally realise that your extensive range of body piercings and adoption of communism aren't exactly conducive to your goal of working for Goldman Sachs....