Oxford's Nasty Nick
SCANDAL SURROUNDS HERTFORD in the wake of Freshers' Week amidst allegations of heartless and degrading treatment.
News: Professor Dies In Methanol Mix-up
A RUSSIAN PROFESSOR working at the university has died after accidentally swallowing a toxic chemical. Professor Alexander Zhankov was on secondment to the University Centre of Ecology and Herbology when he swallowed methanol, believing it to be the alcohol-based ethanol.
News: Town-gown...gone?
Centuries of hostility between Town and Gown may come to an end, if a new plan by University officials is successful. The "One City Oxford" initiative brings together top University dons, City Council officials, and other leading businessmen and policemen from around the city, in an attempt to fight the poverty and low quality of life that afflicts much of Oxford....
News: All White On The Night
BARRY WHITE KICKED off the list of top guest speakers when he spoke at the Union on Monday night and offered Oxford students a very special lesson in love.
News: Playing With Fire
AN OXFORD TEENAGER who falsely claimed to have been sprayed with petrol and set ablaze by racists has been given a three-month prison sentence.
News: Error- correction from last week
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News: Weird- some bizarre stories
MONEY FOR NOTHING
News: Ashmo Chief's Threat Horror
THE TROUBLE FACED by the Ashmolean Museum over the Millennium continues. In the last few weeks the museum's director has endured a month-long barrage of threats and abuse at the hands of a sixteen year-old blackmailer from Cowley.
News: Trinity 2:2 Hit List?
STUDENTS AT RISK of getting 2:2s at Trinity will get sent down, according to rumours at the college. Yet the Academic Administrator, Katie Andrews, denied that this could be the case, arguing it was "against the policy in the college handbook".
News: University Diary Blunder
A UNIVERSITY BLUNDER over a diary has provoked an angry reaction from OUSU. The diary, produced by the University in association with Thames Valley Police, was distributed to new students at last week's Freshers' Fair, unbeknown to OUSU's Vice-President (Finance), Steph Gray.
News: Drink Less Booze Says Somerville's Dame Fi
DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY COULD be on the way out, if the university gets its way.
News: All The Fun Of The Fair
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