10 Things To Protest About...

By Unknown Author

It's that Matric time of year, when Oxford likes to remind its students why everyone thinks Oxford is quaint, traditional,

and stuck in the fifteenth century. For most of us, the only excitement of the ceremony is either the fascinating Latin reading, or finding what St.Hilda's will be protesting about this year.

So, for those of you at Colleges with some vague political passion, here's some things to make banners for:

1. Fees (Top-Up).

2. Fleas.

3. Tuition Fees - Hilda's are still going on about this.

4. The Poll Tax Of 1381 - Hilda's next up-to-date target.

5. People who protest at Matriculation.

6. Brasenose. Just because.

7. People who can't count to ten.

8. "Like, all those people that are suffering maaan"

9. People who keep threatening us with legal action.

10. Last week's Laura Spence article...

12th Oct 2000