This Week's Top Five
PC Freshers' Week Activities For Hertford Next Year
1. Dwarf Tossing
2. Pie-eating contests for fat people
3. Miss Ugly Hertford 2001 Competition
4. Pin the tail on the blind person
5. Laughing at poor people (oops, they've already done that...)
Places Not To Get Your Important Photos Developed
1. Boots
2. Boots
3. Boots
4. Boots (not that we're pissed off or anything...)
Questions We're Sick Of Hearing
1. Is my name going to be mentioned in this article?
2. Is my dog's name going to be mentioned in this article?
3. Waaaaassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
People Called Nick Carter
1. Nick Carter (Hertford Bad Boy)
2. And, er, Nick Carter (Backstreet Boys)
More Jokes about Laura Spence (cos you love it)
What do you get if you cross Laura Spence with a supercharged Mig29? 5Gs!!! ha ha.
12th Oct 2000