Things To Give Up At New Year

By Unknown Author

1. Celebrating

2. The Georgian Calendar

3. Trying To Get Into The Centre Of London

4. Not Hitting People Who Go On About The Real Millennium Being 2001

5. Thinking That Arthur C. Clarke Had A Realistic Vision Of The Future

6. Singing Auld Lang Syne

7. Not Opening The Calendar You Bought 6 Months Ago

8. Thinking Jools Holland Has Any Talent As A TV Presenter

9. Swearing That Next New Year WIll Be Better

10. Complaining About The OxStu

23rd Nov 2000