Top Ten Children's Television
1. Rainbow: Geoffery (bloke), George (gay hippo), Bungle (big bear) and Zippy (God only knows...)
2. Button Moon: "We're off to Button Moon, we'll follow Mr. Spoon" To the ends of the Earth and back again you cutlury compossed genius.
3. Thomas the Tank Engine: Where is the Isle of Sodor? Why did Sir Top and Hat change his name to the fact controller? Was Diesel the most evil charcter ever invented?
4. DangerMouse: "Chief, Chief" David Jason and Terry Jones, never really heard of them since. Shame really, they seemed quite talented
5. SuperTed: Spotty man and a baddy called Tex, what more could a five year old want? Some party rings and cherryade maybe...
6. Postman Pat: Anyone else suspiscious of his relationship with that old goer Mrs. Goggins? At least Pat never went on strike though.
7. Bertha: The female representative on our top ten. Sure she was a bloody great green machine but she had a heart and cool buttons and levers.
8. Pob: The makers say he was blowing on the screen but we all know that he was spitting. Will Straw looked a lot like him, though that might be dissing pob.
9. Thunder Cats: "Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder CATS!" Remember snarf? What a legend! Mumrah was a big wuss, the bandage wrapped gimp.
10. The Magic Roundabout: Allegations of drug links were clearly unfounded, except for the cow (Ermintrude) on grass, the hippy rabbit (Dylan), zebedee and Florence (dealer).
13th Nov 2003