ALUMNOTS
Jacques Chirac would have made the perfect Oxford hack and would have found success in the Union, OUSU, his JCR or anywhere else he tried. His ability to effortlessly change his stance on any issue, as shown by his transformation from ardent nuclear tester to lime green environmentalist, would flummox all his opponents. ...
Columns: Just William
The blank is what one does to people with whom one does not want to talk when paths cross in the street.
Columns: True Nostalgia
Muscley women are unattractive to me. Surely only a twisted individual would masturbate over the glossy pages of PowerMag magazine. Muscles are repulsive. Unless, that is, you happen to be a Gladiator.
Columns: Match me if you can
How many times have you been walking down the street and spied someone you quite like the look of? They're attractive, well dressed, and they look like they'd be up for a laugh (yes, we realise this is Oxford, but such people do exist). You're just imagining your future home, children and dog and they've gone. You've passed each other by, probably not even looked your perfect person in the eye and you're likely never to see them again.
Well, nev
Columns: Match me if you can
How many times have you been walking down the street and spied someone you quite like the look of? They're attractive, well dressed, and they look like they'd be up for a laugh (yes, we realise this is Oxford, but such people do exist). You're just imagining your future home, children and dog and they've gone. You've passed each other by, probably not even looked your perfect person in the eye and you're likely never to see them again.
Well, nev
Columns: Match me if you can
How many times have you been walking down the street and spied someone you quite like the look of? They're attractive, well dressed, and they look like they'd be up for a laugh (yes, we realise this is Oxford, but such people do exist). You're just imagining your future home, children and dog and they've gone. You've passed each other by, probably not even looked your perfect person in the eye and you're likely never to see them again.
Well, nev
