ALUMNOTS
If it was possible to bring Screaming Lord Sutch back to life - and then, perhaps with even more difficulty, to Oxford - he would have fitted in perfectly.
Columns: True Nostalgia
I dare say, dear readers, that I might have destroyed any past blissful ignorance of obscenity around the broom cupboard. You may well have slumped into despairing nihilism. Alas, the following is of the utmost import for your tiny brainwashed minds: the Smurfs were Communists.
Columns: Just William
Surreal experience: I met my first porn star last week.
Columns: Match me if you can
Like sex, Fight Club and Alton Towers some things are better the second time around. After a botched attempt to match Joo on Saturday night - the guy failing to show after many crossed wires and a missing phone (actually a good thing as it turns out he had already pulled her best friend) - we ran dangerously close to our publication deadline and tried again. ...
