vote2001: policies

By Joseph McAuley

Top 3 Parties

Louis Aylward, St John's

"Ann Widdecombe, just to see how much of her surface area I could cover. And she's far too illiberal."

Annabel Pinker, Univ

"William Hague. He's a reactionary who doesn't think. He responds to other people's policies rather than actually creating them himself. "

Adam Killeya, Balliol

"I would definitely throw one at William Hague. In fact we should all throw eggs at William Hague because he's the chief Tory and he's evil."

Chris Clements, St John's

"I'd throw one at Michael Portillo because he's got very bad hair. He's probably a nice man but I wouldn't like to meet him."

Michael Harbottle, St Hugh's

"William Hague. He's too smarmy for my liking. Also, the egg would slip nicely down the side of his head. "

1st Jun 2001