News Hound
This week, Newshound has been privy to further rumours of the relationship between Cherwell's dastardly duo, head hound Andrew Sutton and top dawg Niall Stewart. An already tense situation apparently wasn't helped by the last-minute realisation that someone had designed the entire first issue's news section for A4 paper. Down, boys, down.
On a lighter 'note', gossip is afoot that global wonderband The Strokes are due to headline the Trinity Ball on 21st June. Doubtless trotgimp Buckley will be present, slavering rabidly at the heels of the mighty ones. Gun-slinging garage superstars So Solid Crew have also been linked to the Ball, but security concerns make their appearance unlikely.
Another notable absence is that of Dave Watson, former Brasenose JCR President and Union President-elect, from his own college. Poor Dave is said to be "too embarrassed" to face his peers after this year's lengthy rustification, having apparently "let them all down". Newshound can provide tissues and violins for any bereft BNC-ers who actually noticed.
At this point Newshound must bring you the shocking tale of the wayward News Editor. OxStu's very own Natalie Toms was stopped by the police this week in possession of an illegal (well, 'stolen') hanging basket. Newshound feels compelled to clarify that it was definitely a hanging basket, and not, as you may hear outrageously suggested elsewhere, a plant pot - because OxStu girls have class. Yes, they do.
2nd May 2002