News Hound
This shocking photographic evidence, puppies, comes courtesy of the latest LMH JCR meeting, featuring normally diligent President Jin-Yu Cheong frolicking among his flock, ably entertained by lady friend Lydia. Such delinquency isn't usually encouraged by Newshound (yeah right), but really, what do you expect? Those North Oxford yokels are practically in Tabland, after all. More salacious scandal comes courtesy of the Union, as yet another President's Drinks descends into moral outrage, social unacceptability and, well, damn good fun. All the usual luminaries are present: Mike Atkins, aka MFA Esq, provides hilarity by claiming to have bedded 47 Oxford women (the likelihood of this? Answers on a postcard, please). The delectable Marcus Edwards is set upon by five women simultaneously, most notably Becky, she of the amazing exposed thighs and no knickers (sorry, ladies. Some of us are luckier than you), whilst Alex DaCosta's outrageously flirtatious ways lead us to believe that she may actually be going down on John Townsend in the middle of the President's office. What a horrible thought. To avoid libel, we state now that it may actually have been her identical twin, Nicky. We were too drunk to tell. Of course, the way forward may merely be to pleasure oneself in public: not that we're accusing Emily Battle of anything of the sort, but she was spotted with her hand down her own arse many times. Maybe Nick Mason just isn't getting it right... We blame such antics on the fragrant Olivia Jackson, who took over when perfect President Karen Price, um, projectile-vomited straight down St Michael's Street. Karen, you've been a godsend to Newshound. May you go forth and prosper. And finally, our nemesis Cherwell, who provided immense fun and games this term. We're proud to present Michael Stacey, anonymous Dep News, looking like a twat. Cherwell, acting like twats? Surely not...
IMPORTANT: we close on a gratuitous Peter Orlov reference. He's fit, you know. (Email us for amazing photos)
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13th Jun 2002