Predictions

By Unknown Author

This week a prudent course of action for our triumphant PM would be to dump his wife...for a post box. With its red face and big wide mouth the post box would be a perfect substitute for Cherie Blair.

I am also very suspect about the future of Paul McCartney. Upon the death of his wife he launched a new 'vegetarian' food range. Moreover, his current wife has only one leg to stand one. Something is clearly afoot...or maybe a leg.

24th Apr 2003