Sexaholics Anonymous
Ever thought you think about sex too much? Find yourself looking for potentially dirty articles in newspapers or magazines? Been driven to have sex in places or with people you wouldn't normally choose? If your answer to any one of the above is a hesitant yes, you may be a sex addict.
Features: The 'Bratpack' strike back!
Thank goodness the Chapman brothers have a sense of humour. In the last fourteen years Jake and Dinos have laid their hands upon the monuments of history, humanity and modern society and produced mutated mannequins, deformed children and Nazi figurines. One couldn't help but get the impression that an exhibition which professed to be "pleasurable disgust in the theatre of abhorrence" was going to be more of the same from the Brothers Shock. Tracy Emin's latest work, in 'This is Another Place' could only avoid repetition by making her self-exploration rather narrow and inward. The Chapmans seem to fall into the opposite trap since 'The Rape of Creativity' has a desolate and disparate quality in places....
Features: Encounter with EVIL
It was 6:57pm. A quiet and supple voice introduced himself on the other side of the phone. It was Nick Griffin. When I contacted the BNP a few days before, I'd given a false name, changed my e-mail address to Paul Wetherby and lied about where I live. Why? I was scared. Being the son of an immigrant, with a name like Afshar and living in multicultural Bradford, I guess you could say I wasn't the typical BNP target. Or maybe I was....
Features: He's the best Jack on the box...
The following was written between 5.00pm and 6.00pm...
Features: Treated like an ANIMAL
When I was getting smashed with Anthea Turner some months ago, the topic of the evening's conversation turned rather abruptly to animal testing. Anthea, having a penchant for Body Shop soaps, seemed to be somewhat perturbed by the televised abuse of primates in the name of science, maintaining the depravity of such actions appalled her. I agreed. Seeing Eammon Holmes host the National Lottery was an aberration even the most tolerant person would have found hard to stomach. To be fair to the woman, she did have a good point. Being a human guinea pig, although slightly less painful than having Max Factor lipstick tested in your eyes, is still not the most agreeable situation which a young man could find himself in; in fact, contrary to all expectations and despite being insufferably painful, it's a little dull. ...
