Shhhhhh.....
Which college rugby team had a hugely drunken dinner at the end of last term resulting in a number of players streaking down the street outside the college, before being arrested by police on the beat in the area? A vow of silence has now been imposed on the team and their friends, says my woman with the shin guards, as the Dean of the college concerned reportedly knows that arrests were made but doesn’t know the identity of the perpetrators.
You do Ron RON :
Acknowledging his perennial nomination for every JCR position at Christ Church (by the football team) and the injustice of his failure to achieve high office so far, jokers Michael Way of Plean and Bryn Adams have ensured Andy ‘Deathskull’Mortimer’s name will go down in history. The RON option has been changed to ‘Deathskull’ during the JCR motion on Sunday, ensuring, as the motion reads: ‘Deathskull’s prolific political career should be honoured."
Never a truer word spoken, chaps.
Axel F Off :
Congratulations are in order to St Peter’s JCR, which recently passed a motion against the eternally annoying Crazy Frog. The motion, brought by second year Physicist Adam Weidner reads the plague is: “Not only suicidally annoying but also quite obviously pitched at a target audience of eight-year-old boys and Brookes students. ‘Neither of which have the mental capacity to understand the negative impact the existance of such ringtones has.
You may be a snob, but you’re right about that frog, Adam.
9th Jun 2005