The Oxstu Predicts: 2014/2015 Premier League


It’s that time of year again. Transfer silly season is in full flow, the usual managerial suspects have struck up the media circus for another term of mud flinging, the foreign tours the fans and players have pretended to care about have come to an end and it’s almost here. The 2014/15 Premier League season. For all the incessant media propaganda about the return of ‘THE MOST EXCITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD©®™” this season is genuinely shaping up to be one of the most open in years, with at least 5 teams in with a shot of winning the title and battles for Champions League places and Premier League survival looking to be just as intriguing. So huddled around the (very cracked) Oxstu crystal ball are the Sport team to bring you the lowdown on what probably won’t end up happening this season:




Rob – 1st

Resisting the urge to predict the usual 4th placed trophy following their perennial mid-season choke and injury crisis, something tells me this could be that year that Arsenal’s intelligent business model could finally pay off. They have the best midfield options in the league and Alexis Sanchez is the forward player they’ve been searching for, giving Wenger every chance to lead them to the title.

Dan – 3rd

Arsene Wenger has made a fantastic signing in Alexis Sanchez along with some decent additions to his defence but I still struggle to see them breaking into the top two. They will have drawn confidence from their FA Cup success last season but still don’t possess the strength in depth Man City and Chelsea both enjoy.

Emma – 3rd

Safe bet! They have finished 3rd or 4th for the last 9 years. With a strengthened squad this year (finally some serious money has been spent!) they should be able to improve on last year’s campaign.

James – 3rd

Sat at the top of the table for the longest period of time last season, the 9 year wait for a trophy was ended as the Gunners secured the FA Cup in May and a real sense of optimism is now around the Emirates. Alexis Sanchez is the standout signing and will add pace, power and goals as well the ability to run in behind that only Walcott truly offered before – Mathieu Debuchy and Callum Chambers have looked assured in pre-season as Arsenal build a squad set to challenge effectively again.

Rupert – 2nd

This is a new arsenal. Confident, organised and effective in the transfer window and following last seasons FA cup win and Sundays nerveless 3-0 dismantling of Man City in the Community Shield, starting to once again take on the air of a team fully at home amongst the elite. Could this be Arsenal’s year? Not quite. Despite now possessing a squad the equal of any in the league and a selection of attacking midfielders the envy of almost any club in Europe there are still a few doubts over the teams ability to beat the big clubs, as well as over Olivier Giroud up front and the ageing Arteta at defensive midfield. However expect the gunners to push Chelsea all the way this season and expect greater things to come in the future.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 3rd

Aston Villa

Aston Villa v Tranmere Rovers - Capital One Cup Second Round

Rob – 17th

With Paul Lambert abandoning his policy of signing average League 2 talent for the equally dubious strategy of bringing in the aging bodies of Joe Cole and Philippe Senderos, the signs at Villa Park aren’t exactly good. A distinct lack of talent only points to another season flirting with relegation, although I expect Lambert to just about have the guile to keep them safe.

Dan – 18th

Villa have been towards the bottom of the table for the last couple of seasons now and, unless some serious business is conducted by Paul Lambert before the end of the transfer window, the Birmingham club could easily find themselves in an even worse position come next May. They do have promising youngsters but still miss the quality once provided by players such as Ashley Young and Gareth Barry.

Emma – 17th

Although they have been able to add some much needed experience to their squad, they’ll still be battling for survival in a long, hard campaign.

James – 16th

Much was expected of them last season having dismantled Arsenal 3-1 on the first day of the season but it did not materialise. Belgian powerhouse Christian Benteke struggled with injury and form as owner Randy Lerner made it no secret that the club is for sale. A squad crying out for strengthening remains uninspired, Kieran Richardson, Philippe Senderos and now-journeyman Joe Cole all are acceptable additions, but hardly the sparks the club needed to launch a revival.

Rupert – 19th

These are dark times at Villa Park. A playing squad that has been in decline for years, an increasingly lame duck of a manager in Paul Lambert and an owner in Randy Lerner who has spent the last year scrambling to sell the club and failing to find any buyers looks to be turning into a perfect storm ready to engulf the Villans this season. With an attack completely lacking in quality without the crocked Benteke and a defence that conceded more than all but the 3 relegated sides being ruined further by the additions of Phillipe Senderos and Kieran Richardson, Villa look to have a long and painful season ahead. Relegation looks a certainty, but a chance to rebuild in the championship may be exactly what Villa need.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 17th



Rob – 20th

Absolutely no hope of survival. Although the talents of Danny Ings might gift the Turf Moor faithful a few plucky performances akin to their top flight exploits a few years ago, the club model just wasn’t geared towards last season’s promotion. Dealings in the transfer market could have saved them, but signing duo Marvin Sordell and Lukas Jutkiewicz, two players who didn’t exactly stand-out at Bolton in recent times to put it mildly, only tells me that the board already have one eye on minimising the damage of relegation.

Dan – 20th

Sean Dyche did well to take the Claret and Blues up from the Championship last season but are my favourites for the drop this year. They have a serious lack of top quality players who are used to playing in the Premier League and with a similarly inexperienced manager, I don’t expect much from the North West team.

Emma – 20th

They proved many doubters wrong last season by gaining automatic promotion to the Premier League, but will struggle with the quality of the top division.

James – 20th

Sean Dyche surprised many getting Burnley promoted and he will surprise even more if he can keep them up. Proven Premier League experience within the squad is almost a pre-requisite for newly promoted teams if they are to survive and with a considerably small budget Burnley will find it hard to compete all season. Signings of Jutkiewicz, Kightly and Sordell are good Championship players with a point to prove at this level but whether they can all perform is another question.

Rupert – 20th

The Clarets were among the favourites for relegation from the Championship last season, so Sean Dyche deserves enormous kudos for instead guiding the team to promotion. But realistically Burnley will be out of their depth at this level. They simply have not had the financial muscle to add any kind of Premier League quality to their squad and outside of a few of last season’s top performers, Danny Ings and Kieran Trippier should take to this level like ducks to water, they are desperately lacking in talent. Relegation for Burnley, but they will go down with their heads held high.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 20th



Rob – 2nd

Two fantastic signings of Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa that should negate any Jose Mourinho whinging (of course it won’t) and stop him parking the bus quite so often (again, unlikely), mean that both myself and indeed Roman Abramovich expect Chelsea to be right in the shake-up this season. In what is a big season of expectation for Mourinho, I can see an injury to Costa derailing their campaign and causing them to fall slightly short once again.

Dan – 1st

My tip for the title this season. Chelsea now have arguably the strongest squad in the league following the signings they’ve made this summer and, combined with the most astute manager in the league, are surely the team to beat this term.

Emma – 2nd

With the exception of a few mistakes last season, Chelsea looked as though they could have won the title. With an even stronger team this year with Drogba back and the signing of Costa and Fabregas, they will certainly be strong contenders for the title.

James – 1st

Last season, it was only a total collapse of home form at the end of the season which stopped them from taking the title, that was without in Mourinho’s eyes a real striker. Diego Costa, proven and lethal in La Liga has come in along with a top quality Frank Lampard replacement in Cesc Fabregas as Chelsea with now an exceptional squad in all areas look favourites for the title.

Rupert – 1st

A disappointing 3rd in the league last season, Jose Mourinho’s little horses have strengthened in style this window, adding world class reinforcements in Felipe Luis, Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa. The latter two, when added to the likes of Hazard and Oscar, should give them the firepower to overwhelm the smaller teams content to (ironically against the masters of the art) park the bus, something they sometimes struggled to do last season. Do this, and keep up their stellar record against the other big sides, and Chelsea will be champions this season.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 1st

Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace v Manchester United - Premier League

Rob – 16th

After Tony Pulis performed an absolute miracle last time around, one would suspect that whoever follows the ex-Stoke boss into the door at the London outfit will find that their predecessor has already thumped his head on the glass ceiling of what can be achieved at Selhurst Park. The signing of Brede Hangeland will strengthen an already robust defence, but the acquisition of Stuart Pearce’s favourite striker Fraizer Campbell won’t particularly improve a front line already boasting the spurious talents of Chamakh and Jerome. Will probably stay up but could be an uninspiring season, and without the guile of Pulis the Selhurst faithful will be starting the season feeling a lot less secure.

Dan – 10th

Tony Pulis was desperately unlucky to miss out on manager of the season last year after he performed miracles saving Palace from the drop and steering them to an eleventh place finish. With some solid signings in the form of Frazier Campbell and Brede Hangeland, the London club certainly have the ability to progress from last season’s good form.

Emma – 10th

The Eagles will again have a battle on their hands to avoid a relegation fight, but they should be safe before the tough fixture schedule in May.

James – 12th

Last season’s great escape, Tony Pulis did a fantastic job to guide to safety a club that looked certain to be relegated. Without such a hopeless start to the season, Palace will be hard to beat and could replicate or better last seasons result, but question marks arise over their goal scoring capabilities as Chamakh, Gayle and new addition Frazier Campbell lead the line at Selhurst Park.

Rupert – 16th

Palace’s revival under Pulis last season was unbelievable. However the Eagles’ savior is gone, his ambition not matched by the board, and whoever succeeds him faces an unenviable task. Palace were able to survive last term due to Pulis’ blunt yet effective tactics getting the best out of a limited squad and the new manager will struggle to implement approach as effective in these circumstances, especially at such short notice. Having said that in Jedinak, Ward, Bolasie and new signings Hangeland and Campbell they have the spine of a top flight standard first XI and should they stick to the teachings of the baseball capped sensei Palace will manage to extend their stay in the Premier League.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 13th


Roberto Martinez

Rob – 6th

After somehow finding £28 million to splash out on Romelu Lukaku, the spotlight of success has well and truly been put on Roberto Martinez for the coming campaign. The capture of Muhamed Besic could prove an astute one, as well as the permanent signing of Gareth Barry, but with the sheer quality of the other top sides it’s hard to see Everton improving on last season’s 5th place finish.

Dan – 6th

Roberto Martinez wasted no time settling in at Goodison Park last season and has demonstrated further intent with the permanent signing of Romelu Lukaku from Chelsea for £28m. Could potentially do with a few more quality signings before the end of August but will definitely be in and around the top four this season.

Emma – 7th

Martinez did a fantastic job in his first year, and it looked as though they could even win a Champions League spot at one point. It is unlikely, however, they will finish above United and Spurs again.

James – 7th

David Moyes’ pain having ultimately failed at Manchester United will have only been worsened by successor Roberto Martinez truly excelling at Goodison Park last season. The Toffees played attractive attacking football with McCarthy superb and Barkley’s displays earning him a place in Rio this summer – there is no reason why they can’t continue to perform at this level. Securing Lukaku was a statement that they mean business but they lack the depth in the squad to take the top positions.

Rupert – 6th

This is a club on the up. With an exciting and talented manager in Martinez and the newfound ambition to spend £28 million on a player of the quality of Romelu Lukaku, Everton have become an exciting and dangerous prospect ready to really push on after years of Moyesian austerity and stability. Unfortunately there are simply too many teams still in front of them. This vibrant Everton side will push for the Champions League places until the last, and expect a breakout season for Ross Barkley and John Stones, the future spine of the England team. However their lack of strength in depth will cost them dear, especially with Europa League commitments. Expect a 6th place finish with a large points total and perhaps even a cup win to boot.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 6th

Hull City


Rob – 15th

Facing a battle to avoid the fateful ‘second season blues’ after a steady league showing and an impressive FA Cup run in their first season back in the top flight, Steve Bruce’s summer business has so far been similarly solid. Wingers Tom Ince and Robert Snodgrass will certainly improve the squad without perhaps adding star quality, and Steve Bruce will have to hope the Jelavic-Long partnership continues to flourish in order to stave off relegation

Dan – 8th

There’s a good chance the Tigers may struggle balancing domestic and European football this year, but they made positive strides last term in establishing themselves as a respectable Premier League outfit and manager Steve Bruce will hope some shrewd early transfer business will help them secure a top-10 finish.

Emma – 13th

They struggled last year with the FA Cup run to the final and the second half of the league season. This year Europe could be another hindrance on their league performance, but they should be ok with an easy start to the season helping to get the campaign flying.

James – 17th

At 2-0 up within 20 minutes during the FA Cup final, Tigers fans were on course for a truly remarkable season. It unraveled unfortunately and despite a great cup run, Hull struggled in the league but signings of Jake Livermore and Robert Snodgrass will make the stronger for this season and seasons to come, but the pressures of the Europa League and the travelling schedule might lead to Steve Bruce’s men struggling this season.

Rupert – 14th

Last season’s FA cup heroics disguised the fact that the tigers only finished 4 points above the drop last season. They may well improve this season, the signings of Snodgrass and Livermore on a permanent after his successes on loan last year are shrewd moves but the impact of a Europa League campaign on such a thin squad could cause problems. The waste of valuable transfer funds on the insanely overrated Tom Ince and the loss of Shane Long may also be moves Bruce comes to regret. That being said Hull will have enough about them to keep their heads above water this term.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 15th

Leicester City


Rob – 19th

In what will perhaps be a similar story to Burnley, a lack of intelligent activity in the market looks like it might cost Leicester. Although they’ve shelled out £8 million on Leonardo Ulloa, the ex-Brighton may could well flop at Premier League level, while David Nugent simply isn’t good enough. Relegation probably beckons, along with a mid-season exit for Nigel Pearson.

Dan – 16th

Dominated the Championship last season and were worthy champions. This term will certainly prove more of a challenge but with a capable young manager in the form of Nigel Pearson at the helm, I expect them to finish just above the drop zone.

Emma – 18th

They were promoted as champions of the Championship, but have an extremely tough start to the season which could make it extremely difficult to get a run of results going.

James – 18th

Last season’s Champions, Nigel Pearson has a squad ready to compete in the Premier League but the first season is notably hard to survive for newly promoted teams and they might lack the cutting edge to secure the required big away results. Leandro Ulloa was a club record signing at £8m but having scored 16 goals in the Championship last season, it is entirely unpredictable as to how he will perform in the top division.

Rupert – 17th

Nigel Pearson’s Foxes were impressive in the championship last season but in the sagely words of (not) Big Sam: “last season they were feasting on little rabbits and the odd door mouse. Now they’re up against UKIP members on massive f*cking horses, with hordes of shroomed-up beagles baying for their blood”. However as the old adage goes, you don’t need to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest person running from the bear and fortunately there are worse sides in this division than Leicester. In Schmeichel, Drinkwater and Ulloa they have a sufficiently good spine and although it might be tight, the Foxes should just about escape the murderous Darwinian hooves of relegation this time round.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 18th



Rob – 4th

Although some of their transfer business could be questioned in terms of value for money and every pundit in the land is wondering ‘can they cope without Luis Suarez?’, Liverpool’s youthful and vibrant attack are still more than capable of making more waves this season. While the extremely welcome addition of Champions League football may make things slightly more difficult, if Brendan Rodgers can improve their porous defence while maintaining their pace and flair in attack, Liverpool still have more than enough to retain a place in the top 4.

Dan – 5th

Liverpool will definitely feel the loss of former striker Luis Suarez this season. A player who scored 31 goals in 33 games last term, Liverpool have yet to find a replacement of similar quality, regardless of their business in the transfer window so far.

Emma – 5th

With the loss of Suarez and European football this year, they’ll struggle to emulate the success of last season.

James – 5th

Few would have predicted the successes of last season, although without silverware, Liverpool looked odds-on to take the title at one point only to slip up, literally in Gerrard’s case, at Chelsea and fall apart in spectacular fashion at Palace. The loss of Suarez will hit them hard but they brought sensibly and looked strong in pre-season – that said, the signings have been of the nature that you would have expected had they finished outside of the top four again, not second.

Rupert – 4th

Last season was a once in a generation opportunity missed and, shorn of the 3rd best player on the planet in Luis Suarez, there is little prospect of a repeat of last term’s heroics. Instead a desperate battle with eternal rivals Manchester United for 4th place looms. However there is plenty for Liverpool fans to be optimistic about. Despite the loss of their top scorer last season, Liverpool still look deadly going forward. A move back to Rodgers’ favoured 4-3-3 formation will get the best out of last seasons 21 goal man Daniel Sturridge whilst setting out the midfield (within which Emre Can could prove signing of the season) to provide better cover for the Reds’ porous defense. Another season of Champions League football is on the cards for the Reds, although the signing of a world class forward could make this season much less stressful.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 5th

Manchester City


Rob – 3rd

With perhaps the most uninspiring transfer window the oil-rich Champions have seen in quite some time, I have a strange feeling that City might be a little flat this season. Relying so heavily on Yaya Toure may not be enough this season, and while Eliaquim Mangala is an excellent acquisition, I just can’t see City winning it again.

Dan – 2nd

All in all, City were probably deserving winners of the league last season and will certainly be Chelsea’s main rivals next term. Lampard, Sagna and Mangala are all good signings but not enough to make it two league titles in a row in my opinion.

Emma – 1st

The current champions have added defensive strength to their squad making them look even stronger for next season. Chelsea and Arsenal are likely to be their biggest threats, but with 2 titles in 3 years they will be tough to stop

James – 2nd

Champions last season, they have strength in depth in all areas of the pitch and the signings of Eliaquim Mangala, the most expensive defender in British football, and Bacary Sagna have shored up a defence that was their only weakness last season. That said, their hopes depend greatly on the performances of Yaya Toure who after the birthday cake fiasco of the early summer appears a little unsettled as well as the oft-injured but world-class Sergio Aguero.

Rupert – 3rd

Every City fan would be disappointed with 3rd place but finishing there would say more about the quality of the league than the quality of the champions. That being said, City have a number of problems to overcome if they are to have a chance of retaining their title. They have not strengthened to nearly the same extent as their rivals, only adding depth in the likes of Sagna rather than first team quality (bar £32 million gamble Mangala) and there are doubts over their star performers, the happiness of Yaya Toure and the fitness of Sergio Aguero respectively. This is a league where stagnation will be punished, something City may find out the hard way this season.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 2nd

Manchester United


Rob – 5th

Being touted as the new Messiah particularly after his display at the World Cup, United fans are already tipping Louis Van Gaal to bring the title back to Old Trafford this season. No chance. Still extremely weak in central midfield and not exactly convincing in defensive personnel either, this season will be one too soon for the Dutchman to even secure Champions League football for the Red Devils.

Dan – 4th

After a disastrous season last year, new manager Louis van Gaal will hope for a much improved 2014/15. Ander Herrera and Luke Shaw appear good signings but the loss of Messrs Vidic, Evra, Ferdinand and Giggs may prevent them mounting a serious title challenge. I do expect an improvement though and think with a few more signings (a defender and another midfielder at least) before August 31st, a top four finish could be on the horizon.

Emma – 4th

Although they have brought in 2 quality players in Herrera and Shaw, it will be the manager that makes all the difference. With no Europe to distract them, they will be far stronger this year. It seems unlikely that United will spend 2 seasons out of the top 4 and Champions League football.

James – 4th

Under the guidance of Louis van Gaal last years catastrophe will not be repeated and with no European football distraction at Old Trafford the Red Devils will be force to be reckoned with. Most interesting is the 3-5-2 formation that van Gaal has brought in as he looks to get the most out of Rooney, van Persie and Mata, but as it stands the defence looks shaky and is almost certain to be strengthened having lost leaders in Vidic and Ferdinand.

Rupert – 5th

For all the fanfare over Louis van Gaal’s arrival, all is not well at Manchester United. With just a few days until the start of the season they have failed to bring in anything like the quality required to ensure last season’s failures are not repeated. Ander Herrera and Luke Shaw should have been the tip of an iceberg of new signings but they have so far been the only reinforcements to a squad, outside of their stellar strike force of Rooney, Mata and van Persie, shockingly short of quality. Every striker in the league will be licking their lips over the prospect of facing a back 3 of Evans, Jones and Smalling. The strength of their attack means they should be around the Champions League places, but they will not trouble the title chasers and unless a number of major signings are made, and soon, this season will be another step along the road of decline for United.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 4th

Newcastle United


Rob – 8th

After managing to persuade Mike Ashley to dip into the Sports Direct coffers to procure some more potential gems from the French league, the Toon Army can look forward to a much more inspiring season than last time around. Remy Cabella and Siem de Jong in particular look like extremely useful additions, and were it not for the strength of teams above them then a run for European football wouldn’t be out of the question.

Dan – 11th

Alan Pardew has invested heavily during the first half of this summer’s transfer window and will hope his new arrivals will help mollify the loss of former midfielder Yohan Cabaye who left the club in January. The north-east club will almost certainly be in and around the top ten and without any European football clogging up their calendar, may do even better.

Emma – 8th

Will look to finish in the top half of the table next season, but will find it difficult to break into a strong top 7.

James – 8th

Alan Pardew and Newcastle endured a tough season last year, headbutting players and Joe Kinnear mispronouncing the names of key players like now-PSG star Yohan Cabaye led to unpredictable on-pitch performances. They have done good business this summer, former Ajax captain Siem De Jong will provide goals from midfield as will French international Remy Cabellla but in Emmanuel Rivière they have a fast finisher who should excite the St James’ Park faithful

Rupert – 8th

The Toon have been a complete conundrum for the past few seasons flirting with relegation and the champions league alike. On paper this Newcastle team should finish in the top half having made some shrewd signings such as Rivière and Jamaat and have replaced the lost creativity of Cabaye with former Ajax captain de Jong. However the truth is anything could happen. Players such as Papis Cisse, the currently frozen out Hatem Ben Arfa and new signing Remy Cabella are among the best in the world on their day but just as often utterly useless and their manager, wannabe hardman Alan Pardew is perhaps the loosest cannon among them. Newcastle are capable of having a good season but could just as easily implode and flirt with, or even suffer, relegation.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 8th



Rob – 9th

Inexplicably William Hill’s second favourites for the drop at the time of writing, QPR’s transfer dealings so far suggest they’ll be absolutely fine. Players such as Steven Caulker and Mauricio Isla, as well as the astute addition of Glenn Hoddle to the coaching staff, show that the Rs are likely to avoid any repeat of the Mark Hughes inflicted nightmare they suffered two years ago. And let’s face it, ‘Arry knows what he’s doing.

Dan – 15th

With the arrival of Steven Caulker and Rio Ferdinand, QPR boast one of the strongest central defensive partnerships in the league and with seasoned campaigner Harry Redknapp as manager, I am confident the London club will avoid the drop this year.

Emma – 16th

They look solid and ready for their return to the Premier League. With the experience of Ferdinand and Redknapp around the club, they should be able to battle through and survive.

James – 15th

The QPR this time around have not been and will not be as free-spending as before but Redknapp’s side might well fare better this time. Loic Remy supposedly failing a medical at Liverpool might end up being the best piece of transfer news for the R’s fans this season. That said, a new partnership of Steven Caulker who impressed last season at Cardiff and part-player part-pundit Rio Ferdinand could prove key as QPR look to stay up this season before consolidating next.

Rupert – 15th

The west London side were incredibly lucky to secure promotion, only a criminal last minute goal against Derby in the playoff final secured promotion for Redknapps men after a disappointing season. Chairman Tony Fernandes even went as far as to admit that last season’s squad, unaltered, would have no chance of survival in the premier league. Fortunately QPR have strengthened this summer, and impressively. In have come England international centre back Steven Caulker and Juventus wing back Mauricio Isla as well as Jordan Mutch and Ravel Morrison to strengthen the attack. These additions should give QPR the quality needed to survive this season, especially if Loic Remy ends up sticking around, in what could be ‘arry’s final season in management.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 16th



Rob – 10th

After suffering through the mother of all mass exoduses, Ronald Koeman could be forgiven for thinking that he’s inherited somewhat of a poisoned chalice on the south coast. Losing the spine of an extremely successful team will clearly hurt them, but if useful additions from the Dutch league such as Dusan Tadic and Graziano Pelle come good in the Premier League, they should be able to cling onto some much-need mid-table stability.

Dan – 17th

Southampton will really struggle after this summer’s mass exodus and will definitely not replicate the sort of form that saw them finish 8th last season. Have got enough quality to stay up but I think it may be down to the wire.

Emma – 14th

They’ve had a tough summer with the loss of some of their best key players. Holding on to the likes of Rodriguez is now vital to retain some of the flair of last season. It will be interesting to see how the new manager fares.

James – 13th

A club this season that only perhaps Portsmouth fans could not feel sorry for. Having lost the spine of their team that were so effective last season as well as the manager – it is most unlikely that they can better last season’s eighth placed finish. They earned significant revenues though and have a fine manager in Ronald Koeman to rebuild the squad but perhaps it will take a season at least for Southampton to get back to where they were.

Rupert – 9th

Reports of the Saints’ demise are greatly exaggerated. Whilst the ease with which last season’s team that did so well has been dismantled is profoundly depressing, the fact is that the Saints are well on the way to repairing any damage done. Just as most of the sales they made represented sensible business, they have added shrewdly so far. Koeman is a talented replacement for Pochettino and in signing Pelle, Tadic and Forster they have added some real quality, even if a replacement for departed centre back Lovren is a matter of urgency. If midfield lynchpin Morgan Schneiderlin stays, and plays and Jay Rodriguez recovers well from injury Southampton may even end up with a squad superior to that which was so impressive last season. The saints will start slowly, but their new quality will shine through and expect them to finish comfortably in the top half.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 12th

Stoke City


Rob – 12th

Having made what many consider to be the coup of the summer window to date; Phil Bardsley, the signs for Mark Highes to continue a promising first season in charge are looking good. Bojan, of course, will input some welcome quality into the side, as will Steve Sidwell, but you still struggle to see them doing much more than grinding out a few home wins.

Dan – 9th

Mark Hughes made a solid start to life in the Potteries last season, steering Stoke to a ninth place finish. He hasn’t used the transfer window to great effect as of yet but the squad has enough quality to secure yet another a respectable league position.

Emma – 9th

Finishing strong last season will instil confidence at the start of the 2014/15 season. Mark Hughes is a seasoned campaigner and should be able to make sure the Potters are safe around the mid-table point.

James – 11th

Stoke finished last season extremely strongly and the change in style from under Pulis has been noted by all and appreciated by those at the Britannia. They have held onto star goalkeeper Asmir Begovic and strong centre-back Ryan Shawcross but strengthened by adding proven Premier League quality in Steve Sidwell and Phil Bardsley. Most exciting is the addition of Bojan, La Masia graduate and supremely talented, he could not break through at Barcelona but remains a top striker.

Rupert – 11th

The days of the physical and direct Stoke we have all grown to love or loathe over the past few years have gone. Instead Mark Hughes is going about the business of turning stoke into a passing side with admirable speed and last season, with success. Rory Delap long throws and Cameron Jerome and Kenwyne Jones rampaging around up front with the finesse of Eric Pickles at an all you can eat buffet have been replaced by players of genuine skill like Marco Arnautovic, Peter Odemwigne and, remarkably, Bojan Krkic, the youngest player ever to score for Barcelona, although fallen on hard times in recent years. Stoke will continue their attempts to exorcise the ghost of Pulis and will finish safely and respectably in mid table this season.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 9th



Rob – 11th

After doing an excellent job to keep his side in the division, one would suspect Gus Poyet to continue the good work with his side this term. Jack Rodwell looks to be an extremely good piece of business, and while keeping Steven Fletcher fit this time will be vital as always, there should be less turbulent times ahead at the Stadium of Light.

Dan – 14th

The arrival of Jack Rodwell from Manchester City is certainly a step in the right direction for Gus Poyet but at least another two signings of similar pedigree are needed to propel the Black Cats into the top half of the Premier League table in nine months time.

Emma – 15th

The aim for the club again will be to survive relegation, but with the addition of 2 ex-Man City players (Rodwell and Pantilimon) along with additions to other key positions they should avoid the drop.

James – 14th

Capital One Cup finalists and fourteenth placed Sunderland should avoid the relegation battle again this season having added talented but injury-plagued Manchester City substitute Jack Rodwell to the ranks having lost Jack Colback painfully on a free to rivals Newcastle. Their fortunes ride partly on whether they can secure a deal for Fabio Borini as while Jozy Altidore certainly provides a presence up front, he does not always provide goals.

Rupert – 12th

That Sunderland were able to make the scarcely believable escape they did at the end of last season is both to the credit and detriment of Gus Poyet and his players. The truth is with the quality Sunderland have at their disposal they never should have found themselves in that position in the first place. However Poyet seemed to have found a formula at the end of last season and with the squad he has at his disposal, along with some shrewd additions like Jordi Gomez and Jack Rodwell a much less eventful season for Black Cats looks to be on the cards this time round.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 14th

Swansea City


Rob – 14th

While most Swansea fans have probably spent the summer rejoicing in the knowledge that David N’Gog is off the squad list, Garry Monk has himself acknowledged that most people expect him to fail in his role as manager. The capture of former favourite Gylfi Sigurdsson will please the Liberty Stadium faithful and ably replace Jonathan de Guzman, but I wouldn’t expect overmuch from the Swans this campaign.

Dan – 12th

The only Welsh club left in the league now after Cardiff’s relegation last year, I am confident Swansea are in for a decent season next term, even if significant business is needed before the end of this month.

Emma – 12th

Although they have lost some key players since coming into the Premiership, they still have a decent core to the team and should avoid a close relegation fight towards the end of the season.

James – 10th

Appointing internally can be a risk but in Gary Monk they have found a real gem, having tied Ashley Williams and Kyle Bartley to new contracts and brought back ex-Swans superstar Gylfi Sigurdsson they look to be in fine shape for another mid-table finish. This will of course depend on whether they can hang onto 25 goal striker Wilfried Bony and that he can recreate or better last season’s form.

Rupert – 10th

Whilst Gary Monk may have seemed like a strange appointment by there are few people in football who know their clubs as well as he knows Swansea. While that does not mean he will necessarily be able to take the club forward it does mean he will be able to continue the attractive and effective style Swansea have played over the last few seasons and with players like Wilfred Bony added to new signings Montero, Gomis and Sigurdsson they should be lethal going forward. However defensive problems still persist, especially with the loss of Davis and Vorm and Monk’s biggest challenge will be to put this right. He will have learnt a lot from last season’s struggles and him and Swansea will have enough to finish respectfully this season.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 11th


Tottenham Hotspur


Rob – 7th

After last season’s disastrous spending spree and subsequent league showing, the smart money would be on Maurichio Pochettino replicating his success at Southampton with the North London outfit. Although activity has perhaps understandably been limited a few useful squad players, expect several of last summer’s signings to greatly improve and show a few green shoots at White Hart Lane.

Dan – 7th

Spurs have a number of exciting players but still don’t have the quality of the likes of Everton, Liverpool and Man Utd to seriously mount a challenge for a top four spot this year. Mauricio Pochettino may well prove to be out of his depth at a club with such ambition as well.

Emma – 6th

It will take time for Sherwood’s replacement to settle in and breaking into what seems to be an extremely strong top 5, with greater depth and quality, will be tough.

James – 6th

A shrewd businessman and chairman, Daniel Levy is under pressure this season, Tottenham have chased the Champions League for a number of seasons now and sacked many a manager on the way. Pochettino must be given time, almost regardless of results, if Spurs fans are to keep faith in Levy. The squad is talented and last year’s numerous imports will all be stronger for a season in Premier League – under Pochettino they will place good football and be tough to beat but fall short of the elusive fourth place.

Rupert – 7th

There is real mood of doom and gloom amongst the normally delusional Spurs fans at the moment but in reality there isn’t too much to be down about. Work experience manager Tim Sherwood has been replaced by one of the games most talented young coaches in Pochettino, a few shrewd signings have been made and although it looked after Bale’s departure last summer like they’d sold Elvis and brought S Club 7 it looks as if some of those signings are finally learning to sing. Expect big things from Erik Lamela this season and if they can bring in another top class centre back to partner Vertonghen and make sure Dawson never, ever sees the light of day again then they will be a team no one will relish facing.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 7th


West Brom


Rob – 18th

After Pepe Mel’s thoroughly uninspiring tenure, don’t count on it getting much better for fans of the Baggies. A large turnover of players over the summer combined with a manager in Alan Irvine who is totally untested in the top flight and could either sink or swim, it may well be relegation time once again for the Premier League’s original ‘yo-yo’ club.

Dan – 19th

Made a huge mistake in sacking the promising Steve Clarke last year and with unproven manager Alan Irvine in charge this time around, the Baggies are facing the serious prospect of relegation. Have made some positive signings so far but many more are needed to secure safety this season.

Emma – 19th

They only just managed to stay in the top flight last season and will find this season extremely tough again. With a new boss and tough end to the season, they might not be so lucky this year.

James – 19th

Another club with a revolving managerial door, replacing Steve Clarke with Pepe Mel was strange and replacing Pepe Mel with Alan Irvine was stranger still – West Brom look set to struggle this season unless they can score considerably more than last season. £10m signing Brown Ideye has Champions League experience and could be a real handful but is unproven in the Premier League and will simply have to perform consistently if the Baggies are to be safe.

Rupert – 18th

The Baggies were incredibly lucky that there were so many poor sides in the Premier League last year, they were awful all season and survived purely because of the incompetence of others. They will not be so lucky this time round. The additions of Joleon Lescott and intriguing striker Brown Ideye will not be enough to reverse the fortunes of a team that won just 7 times all last season and in manager Alan Irvine, last seen managing Preston in the Championship in 2011, they have a boss who will almost certainly find himself out of his depth. They are not a lost cause, in Morrison, Sessegnon and Berahino they have attackers dangerous at this level but unless they conspire to fire the Baggies to safety, it will be relegation for the West Midlands club

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 19th

West Ham


Rob – 13th

Although it looks like another season of asking ‘when will Andy Carroll be fit?’, West Ham fans will certainly be encouraged by some decent summer business in the form of the exciting Enner Valencia and Cheikhou Kouyate, who’s arrival should at least mean they don’t have to turn to the likes of Roger Johnson for cover at centre back. As always, Big Sam Allardici will keep them up.

Dan – 13th

Ecuador World Cup star Enner Valencia looks a really a good buy but possibly not enough to ensure West Ham’s top ten status this year. In fact, a relegation battle may be more likely.

Emma – 11th

Allardyce might not play the most exciting football, but with the addition of Teddy Sheringham as attacking coach to the current solid play, they should finish around mid-table.

James – 9th

Alladyce spent much of last season under pressure with the team struggling to score and despite Andy Carroll being ‘unplayable on his day’, ‘his day’ was not often enough and sadly having injured himself in preseason, he will miss the start of the campaign. West Ham have strengthened though, Enner Valencia, one of the stars of the World Cup has come in to join Arsenal loanee Carl Jenkinson and Anderlecht midfielder Cheikou Kouyate as they look to build on last years fourteenth placed finish.

Rupert – 13th

Sam Allardyce is the 13th best paid manager in world football. Let that sink in for a second.  That figure makes the fact that Davids Gold and Sullivan have held fire on sacking him on the condition he play better football look a little less ridiculous. Big Sam has built a career on brutal, effective, route one football and it was an approach that kept a limited West Ham side well clear of relegation last season. Changing it will cause problems for the Hammers, and if Big Sam is jettisoned, a new manager will find it very difficult to coax attractive football from a squad built in his image. West Ham are probably too good to go down but they may be forced to choose between 21st century football or comfortable survival.

Overall Oxstu Prediction – 10th

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