Cocktail: “The Bridge Queue”

  • Get a large mixing bowl
  • Add half a bottle of vodka
  • Add half a bottle of peach schnapps
  • Top up with orange juice and cranberry juice
  • Finish with chopped fruit (strawberries/limes)

This cocktail’s for you to share with a group of your close friends (or complete strangers –you’ll probably meet a few while you wait for entry). The goal is to make it weak enough so that – like the queue for Bridge on a Thursday – you’ll be sober by the time you get to the end. The final result will leave you with an underwhelming aftertaste, and you’ll find yourself questioning why you bothered in the first place.