After months of aggressive stalking, last week the Oxford Student eventually managed to land a one-off interview with Cornmarket Street. In a rare exclusive interview, we found him enjoying the weather having a vegan falafel wrap off in Christchurch Meadow, donning some trendy sunglasses, a sleeveless top, and a classic NY cap. Here’s what went down.
Josh: Hello Cornmarket, nice to meet you. How’s it going?
Cornmarket Street: not bad, having a good one mate, just taking a breather from those bloody tourists oh my days it’s a flipping –
Josh: You’re popular though. One might even say the life of the party.
CS: nah tell you what, if I’m honest i feel used, i’m not really popular i’m more a means to an end, at the end of the day people only like me because i’m near itsu and maccy ds
Josh: That’s not strictly true, can’t really forget Leon and Pret too.
CS: cheers mate
Josh: Always here to help. Quick question to start; why are you called Cornmarket?
CS: because back in the day I used to be a market where they sell corn nah jokes I just thought cornmarket sounds quite down with the kids so just called myself it my real name’s jimmy
Josh: Makes sense. What’s your favourite song?
CS: stand by me all day every day
Josh: Favourite shop?
CS: boots boots boots
Josh: Favourite club?
CS: cellaaaaaar
Josh: Favourite social problem?
CS: homelessness
Josh: Favourite college?
CS: st hilda’s lol I don’t know why I just like the name hilda
Josh: Wow, interesting. Bye.
CS: cool bye
