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Brutality and Evolution in Hackius Hackius

Satire
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual

 

In this age of human reason, the brutality of the beasts of this ecosystem never ceases to astound. At the centre of the environs, the ancient and hallowed hunting grounds witnesses the most truly hair-raising encounters for the knowledgeable observer.

A recent evolutionary development has allowed certain members of the genus Hackius Unionus to develop a more reptilian character in order to gain a competitive edge in the fight for supremacy. One such member of the Hackius species was recently observed striking at a parental alpha with poisonous fangs, before slinking away to the den of a more elderly and yet still vicious alpha. Said den appears to have expanded to contain multiple Eastern vipers as well as the aged bear, with the reptiles exhibiting characteristics from across the great Eurasian landmass.

The aggressive tactics of the yellow crested beasts brought them closer to dominance than they have been before, although the hunting grounds remained controlled by their now much scarred scarlet rivals.

One must wonder whether the bitten parent will survive long enough to claim control of the pack, as other betas scent weakness… Elsewhere, our crew was fortunate enough to witness the biennial frenzy of the Hackius Politicolum last week, in what was a truly spectacular event. As the yellow crested beasts sprung forth with both grace and power to compete with the larger and more ponderous red plumed Politicolum, the blue heckled herd appeared to be in hibernation, almost knowing they would be unable to feed at all, and as such must preserve energy for more controversial times.

Despite the leaders of the red plumed pack being embroiled in a scrap with a former Unionus comrade (a short yet decisive loss on their part) the aggressive tactics of the yellow crested beasts brought them closer to dominance than they have been before, although the hunting grounds remained controlled by their now much scarred scarlet rivals.

However, in this long spate of fighting we must always be grateful to the work of those who attempt to tame and contain these dangerous animals. In the past week alone there have been four attacks against officials by Hackius Unionus, with some of the blows sustained by some likely lethal: Sending best wishes to the recovery of Ranging Officers L, A, T and M, struck down in the line of duty.

The returning of these officers to duty will only be possible with an extensive program of rehabilitation, and even then the poison of the Hackius in their system may debilitate them permanently.This ecosystem is truly an astonishing example of beauty contrasted with viciousness.