Author: Charles Walmsley

‘The emotional release that comes with defeat, all efforts proven futile as you see someone else stand in your place, acting out your dream with that glint of victory in their eye. It is the tears that make you human.’ Also John Terry falls over, so it’s worth a watch.

With an under performing squad, nostalgic fans and players with a ridiculous sense of self-worth, Chelsea’s future looks to be in the balance.

Never mind the Boat Race- Henry Mitchell looks forward to another Oxford sporting legacy in the form of the Teddy Hall Relays.