Agony Journo

Care to introduce yourself, new Agony columnist? Journo’s the name and journalism is the game. Let me summarise my life story thus: school newsletter, OxStu, local paper, Guardian. Obviously, I’m only at the OxStu stage at the moment, but it’s just a brief interlude before I can sink my Red Bull-stained teeth into the national […]

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Agony Hack

Since I arrived at Oxford, I’ve been struggling socially. How should I go about trying to make friends? Let me introduce myself – I’m Agony Hack, this week’s columnist, and, if you want to know more, have a chat with the people on my slate. I’m actually standing for the Library Committee, as you’re interested. […]

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Agony Toff

  Dear Agony Lad, there’s a fit Fresher at Teddy Hall that I really want to get with, but I just can’t pluck up the courage. Care to share any of your master pulling tekkers? I beg your pardon? Dear fellow, I am not Agony Lad. That reckless ruffian has come down with a severe […]

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Agony Hipster

Dear Agony Hipster, I work for the Kashmiri Earthquake Disaster Fund and we could really do with some publicity. Can you help? Oh my, like, God! That was the biggest tragedy since chavs got wind of Alt-J. I can’t believe that something so bad could ever happen. After Kony 2012 and that volcano thing, Africa […]

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