Boris Johnson: ‘we will come out of all this smarter, sleeker, and with fewer split ends’

The Prime Minister, after returning to work following his recovery from Covid-19, has once again proved a beacon of hope and, as he settles back into Downing Street, has proposed a new quarantine initiative: ‘Bojo’s cut above; Best Barnetts for Britain.’ Known for sporting a ‘frosti blonde textured do’, the Prime Minister’s quintessential cut has […]

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PPEist learns something

Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Harriet Villiers, a third year PPEist at Balliol, actually learnt a new fact in the course of her degree at Oxford. The 22 year old, studying a notorious doss degree for people clever enough to sound […]

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Arsehole scientist causes a stir

Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Brendan Peters, a 4rd year engineering student from St. Catherine’s, has been recently making an absolute ponce of himself at political events across Oxford. The arrogant 21 year old from Surrey has recently started to attend […]

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