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  • 29th March 2023
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·22nd May 2018

‘Elite stools for elite schools’

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·18th May 2021

A Conversation with Average Alumni

Rordon Gamsay
Image Description: A white middle-aged man in a crowd of people.  This week’s alumni is Alan Allen, an accountant from...
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OxYou
·2nd February 2021

A Day in the Lockdown Life of: a Bullingdon Club member

Asher Weisz
Image Description: Macaulay Culkin WRITER’S NOTE: In research for this valuable piece of journalism, the writer read a whole article...
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OxYou
·9th October 2022

A Guide to Clubbing in Oxford

Susie Barrows
It’s your first term in Oxford, and with that comes many nights spent picking up god knows what on the...
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OxYou
·18th November 2021

A guide to winning over your tutor

Elsie Clark
Image Description: An Oxford tutorial being conducted In a article published earlier this term Asher Weisz, OxYou’s foremost (and arguably...
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·12th March 2021

Agony Aunts: Speed Round

Elsie Clark and Sonia Richter
Image description: newspaper clippings with the words ‘agony aunt’ written in block letters.  For many, 8th week is a period where...
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·6th December 2021

Application Extended: Senior Editorial and Creative Team for Hilary 2022!

Alex Foster and Andrew Wang
Image Description: the words “Application extended!. Join our senior editorial team. Applications open until 11:59PM on Wednesday, 8 December.” against...
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OxYou
·21st April 2020

Boris Johnson: ‘we will come out of all this smarter, sleeker, and with fewer split ends’

Katya Alban
The Prime Minister, after returning to work following his recovery from Covid-19, has once again proved a beacon of hope...
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News
·15th November 2020

BREAKING NOW: 90% of students ‘had enough’ by 6th week

Rordon Gamsay
It’s sixth week. You’re in lockdown. You’re sick of looking at the same four walls, you’ve lost all passion for...
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OxYou
·14th November 2021

BREAKING: DONATION FROM MORAL E. SUSPECT FOUNDATION CRITICISED BY STUDENTS

Rordon Gamsay
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OxYou
·28th October 2021

A 7-Step Guide to Reading Lists

Jamie Slagel
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OxYou
·8th March 2021

A Day in the Life of: A Student Journalist

Moan Didion
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OxYou
·25th April 2022

A definitive guide to Oxfesses

Elsie Clark
Oxfess only gains traction as an occasionally diverting tool for procrastination. Studies have shown that at any one time, 67%...
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OxYou
·23rd November 2022

A Guide To Returning Home For The Vac

Susie Barrows
It’s almost that sad, sad time of term again – the end of it. Work is nearly done, but unfortunately,...
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OxYou
·17th September 2018

Academics banned from Oxford university

Angela Smith
Image Credit: Photo © Jonathan Billinger (cc-by-sa/2.0) Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should...
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OxYou
·20th February 2022

An Ode to the First Bop – OxYou’s Poetry Corner

Jonah Poulard
Image description: Shadowy figures dance at a disco Welcome to the OxYou Poetry Corner, a new feature which offers the...
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Diane A. Reid and National Cancer Institute
OxYou
·24th May 2018

Arsehole scientist causes a stir

Radek
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Brendan...
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OxYou
·22nd January 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Everyone Happy, Literally Nothing Wrong

OxYou
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OxYou
·6th February 2022

BREAKING: AND ENTERING; GAMSAY’S QUEST FOR SCOOPS CONTINUES

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