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  • 29th March 2023
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OxYou
·1st April 2018

Student purposely reads The Oxford Student

Daniel Villar
In a move that has been described as shocking and unprecedented, a student at the University of Oxford read The...
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OxYou
·30th April 2018

Rower not annoying

Radek
[Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual] Jonathan Baker,...
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OxYou
·2nd May 2018

UCU strikes had ‘zero impact’ on humanities students

Gaius Lucilius
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   In...
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OxYou
·2nd May 2018

Union is accessible to all “regardless as to which Public School they went to”, says Union spokesperson

[Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual] In light...
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OxYou
·21st May 2018

OxStu interviews Oxford: Cornmarket Street

Josh Venables
After months of aggressive stalking, last week the Oxford Student eventually managed to land a one-off interview with Cornmarket Street....
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OxYou
·21st May 2018

Wadham JCR votes to ban clothes at bops

Gaius Lucilius
A motion passed yesterday by the Wadham JCR means students of the College must attend all future bops stark naked....
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OxYou
·23rd May 2018

Obituary – James Smith’s single status

Herman Spinkle
James Smith, a St Edmund Hall fresher, has caused an uproar within the college after announcing that he has forsaken...
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·23rd May 2018

Brutality and Evolution in Hackius Hackius

David Hackenborough
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   In...
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OxYou
·23rd May 2018

The ecosystem continues to change

David Hackenborough
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Hunting...
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Office of Nick Clegg
OxYou
·24th May 2018

Scientists Discover Liberal Democrat With Principles

Gaius Lucilius
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Researchers...
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·29th April 2018

David Hackenborough: New breed of hack discovered!

David Hackenborough
Over the past year, I have been amongst a community of beasts in the jungles of the Oxford political scene....
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·1st May 2018

David Hackenborough: The Alphas of the Herds

David Hackenborough
In my time observing the Hackius Hackius, I have observed some fascinating behaviour in how the competition for the position...
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OxYou
·2nd May 2018

OFO trials self-riding bike scheme

Gaius Lucilius
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   OFO...
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OxYou
·2nd May 2018

Three people affected by OxStu website outage

Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   A...
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OxYou
·21st May 2018

David Hackenborough: The return of the big beasts

David Hackenborough
In a recent excursion to the harsh environment that is home to the Hackius, I have observed a stark change...
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OxYou
·22nd May 2018

‘Elite stools for elite schools’

OxYou
·23rd May 2018

Review of a streetside bench

Barnaby Wilde
The nearby traffic instills an immediate cold and biting atmosphere. The location creates a large an obvious deviation from a...
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OxYou
·23rd May 2018

Tutors report surge in essay quality after weekend without Oxfess

Radek
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Tutors...
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Diane A. Reid and National Cancer Institute
OxYou
·24th May 2018

Arsehole scientist causes a stir

Radek
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Brendan...
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