Student Forcibly Removed, Israeli Security Intimidation at Protest outside Union Event hosting Israeli Ambassador
OxYou·13th June 2022SUNDAY ROAST: #TRASHING SWEEPS ELECTION Rordon Gamsay Rordon’s exhausted from his exams, so if you think these Roasts are trash, you can report them to the University... Read More
OxYou·7th November 2021OxCORT, tutorial reports website with mixed legacy, dies at fourteen Peter Denton Image Description: a gravestone bearing the words ‘RIP OxCORT, 2007-2021’ OxCORT, tutors’ equivalent of “RateMyProfessor.com”, was found murdered on 22nd... Read More
OxYou·30th May 2022Oxford Rower Now Able To Wait Twenty Minutes Before Mentioning He Rows Soon Minh CORNMARKET STREET – In the hours following the Summer Eights, the most widely-anticipated rowing event of the academic year, an... Read More
OxYou·6th March 2022NO WAY: OXSTU WEBSITE ACTUALLY WORKS Rordon Gamsay Image Description: A cartoon image of roasted meat on a red and orange background with the words: “Sunday Roast: Featuring... Read More
OxYou·23rd May 2020RevYou Results: If your life were a thesis title, what would it be? Sarah Haynes Last week, we asked Oxford who it would want to quarantine with, and some of the responses were… questionable. One... Read More
Food and Drink·5th February 2022FOOD FIGHT! This Week’s Hot Takes on Oxford Kebab Vans Why Hassan’s Is Undoubtedly the Best Kebab Van in Oxford by Iona Neill They say that diamonds are a girl’s... Read More
OxYou·25th August 2018Jeremy Corbyn to give comedy masterclass Gaius Lucilius Image Credit: Steve Eason (CC BY 2.0) Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should... Read More
OxYou·23rd May 2021WOW: OXLOVE TO ME @ ME FOR WRITING THIS Rordon Gamsay Once again on zero sleep, Rordon remains dazed, confused, and dazed again. Too much work, too little sleep. And yet... Read More
OxYou·14th July 2020Help, I think I’m hell to live with Eleanor Ruxton Image description: A computer showing a Facebook profile with an open mobile phone held beside it. No amount of telling... Read More
OxYou·18th May 2021A Conversation with Average Alumni Rordon Gamsay Image Description: A white middle-aged man in a crowd of people. This week’s alumni is Alan Allen, an accountant from... Read More
Sport·9th August 2021How to respond to THAT guy: a definitive guide Madeleine Ross Image Description: The Women’s Rowing team at the 1908 Olympics. Sometimes they are undercover. You think: this man is so... Read More
OxYou·23rd April 2022Ten things to do in Trinity Katharine Spurrier Your tutors will say that Trinity is for exams, hard work, and rounding off the year academically strong… this is... Read More
OxYou·8th October 2021Oxford Clubbing: A Guide by someone who has never been clubbing in Oxford Alex Foster Image Description: a picture of a night out in Oxford with lots of students definitely having lots of fun. ... Read More
OxYou·21st May 2018Wadham JCR votes to ban clothes at bops Gaius Lucilius A motion passed yesterday by the Wadham JCR means students of the College must attend all future bops stark naked.... Read More
OxYou·1st May 2022RETURN OF THE ROAST: BNOC DRAMA, CALCULATED CRYING AND MAY MORNING Rordon Gamsay While you were all busy revising for collections and/or finals and enjoying the sunshine (but only within your five minute... Read More
Column·16th November 2021Dates of Our Lives: Rom-coms aren’t real Poppy Atkinson Gibson Image description: the text Dates of Our Lives on a pink and purple background It was almost 5th week and... Read More
OxYou·9th May 2021OH EM GEE: SUNDAY ROAST PUBLISHED ON TIME Rordon Gamsay Rordon Gamsay has returned from the plane of existence he ascended to last week. He has also managed to escape... Read More
OxYou·4th February 2022Cat wars: a letter to Simpkins the feline, from an anonymous tortoise Yii-Jen Deng Image description: A cartoon with the artistry of the Mona Lisa, a green tortoise says “Like chill out man you’re... Read More
OxYou·11th June 2018Union Hack who lost election still friendly to people he coffeed Gaius Lucilius Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual Disturbing... Read More