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  • 29th March 2023
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·23rd May 2018

Tutors report surge in essay quality after weekend without Oxfess

Radek
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OxYou
·21st May 2018

OxStu interviews Oxford: Cornmarket Street

Josh Venables
After months of aggressive stalking, last week the Oxford Student eventually managed to land a one-off interview with Cornmarket Street....
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OxYou
·2nd May 2018

Three people affected by OxStu website outage

Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   A...
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·13th August 2021

Creative Team Applications are Open!

Madeleine Ross, Poppy Atkinson Gibson, Amina Lounas
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OxYou
·6th March 2022

NO WAY: OXSTU WEBSITE ACTUALLY WORKS

Rordon Gamsay
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OxYou
·22nd January 2023

SUNDAY ROAST: I AM SHARTACUS

Rordon Gamsay
Sunday Roast is satirical and should not be taken as defamatory, nor does it reflect any political stance of the...
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OxYou
·10th May 2020

RevYou Week 2 – Who (past, present or fictional) would you want to quarantine with and why?

Each week we’ll be releasing a question for readers to answer, and producing an article reviewing the best submissions received....
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OxYou
·9th May 2021

OH EM GEE: SUNDAY ROAST PUBLISHED ON TIME

Rordon Gamsay
Rordon Gamsay has returned from the plane of existence he ascended to last week. He has also managed to escape...
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Column
·30th October 2021

Dates of our lives: Red flags and lessons learnt

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
It started as all great love stories do. We matched on Tinder, his account was permanently blocked, he tracked me...
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OxYou
·5th October 2018

Study finds no student has ever read The Oxford Student’s satire section

RADEK
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OxYou
·4th October 2018

Clubs that destroy social lives of members look forward to arrival of freshers

RADEK
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OxYou
·15th May 2022

May the First Be With You: A (May) Day in the Life

Naomi Reiter
Most people had some plan for May Day. Maybe not a tight schedule, but at least some vague concept of...
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OxYou
·30th January 2022

WAGWAN: OXYOU GIVING AWAY A FREE BULLINGDON BLACK CARD (MAYBE)

Rordon Gamsay
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OxYou
·11th June 2018

Union Hack who lost election still friendly to people he coffeed

Gaius Lucilius
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   Disturbing...
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OxYou
·22nd May 2022

Oxford Students’ Toxic Traits

Susie Barrows
Everyone at Oxford has a toxic trait or two. Whether it be the Union hack who just won’t leave your...
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OxYou
·23rd April 2022

Ten things to do in Trinity

Katharine Spurrier
Your tutors will say that Trinity is for exams, hard work, and rounding off the year academically strong… this is...
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Features
·12th March 2021

Agony Aunts: Speed Round

Elsie Clark and Sonia Richter
Image description: newspaper clippings with the words ‘agony aunt’ written in block letters.  For many, 8th week is a period where...
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Column
·6th November 2021

Dates of Our Lives: When Two Worlds Collide

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
Image description: The text “dates of our lives” on a pink and purple background There I was, dear readers. On,...
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News
·14th December 2021

Join our Editorial Team – Applications for Hilary 2022 now open!

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