Rordon Gamsay
Rordon’s exhausted from his exams, so if you think these Roasts are trash, you can report them to the University...
Peter Denton
Image Description: a gravestone bearing the words ‘RIP OxCORT, 2007-2021’ OxCORT, tutors’ equivalent of “RateMyProfessor.com”, was found murdered on 22nd...
Soon Minh
CORNMARKET STREET – In the hours following the Summer Eights, the most widely-anticipated rowing event of the academic year, an...
Rordon Gamsay
Image Description: A cartoon image of roasted meat on a red and orange background with the words: “Sunday Roast: Featuring...
Sarah Haynes
Last week, we asked Oxford who it would want to quarantine with, and some of the responses were… questionable. One...
Why Hassan’s Is Undoubtedly the Best Kebab Van in Oxford by Iona Neill They say that diamonds are a girl’s...
Gaius Lucilius
Image Credit: Steve Eason (CC BY 2.0) Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should...
Rordon Gamsay
Once again on zero sleep, Rordon remains dazed, confused, and dazed again. Too much work, too little sleep. And yet...
Eleanor Ruxton
Image description: A computer showing a Facebook profile with an open mobile phone held beside it. No amount of telling...
Rordon Gamsay
Image Description: A white middle-aged man in a crowd of people. This week’s alumni is Alan Allen, an accountant from...
Madeleine Ross
Image Description: The Women’s Rowing team at the 1908 Olympics. Sometimes they are undercover. You think: this man is so...
Katharine Spurrier
Your tutors will say that Trinity is for exams, hard work, and rounding off the year academically strong… this is...
Alex Foster
Image Description: a picture of a night out in Oxford with lots of students definitely having lots of fun. ...
Gaius Lucilius
A motion passed yesterday by the Wadham JCR means students of the College must attend all future bops stark naked....
Rordon Gamsay
While you were all busy revising for collections and/or finals and enjoying the sunshine (but only within your five minute...
Poppy Atkinson Gibson
Image description: the text Dates of Our Lives on a pink and purple background It was almost 5th week and...
Rordon Gamsay
Rordon Gamsay has returned from the plane of existence he ascended to last week. He has also managed to escape...
Yii-Jen Deng
Image description: A cartoon with the artistry of the Mona Lisa, a green tortoise says “Like chill out man you’re...
Gaius Lucilius
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual Disturbing...
