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  • 29th March 2023
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OxYou
·23rd October 2022

The Third Year: Finalistus fatiguedus

Elsie Clark
The quest for the Third Year (finalistus fatiguedus) is not always an easy one, especially for those fresh to the...
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OxYou
·15th October 2022

Finalists celebrate two-year anniversary of being a fresher

Soon Minh
SHELDONIAN THEATRE – Several finalists were seen outside the Sheldonian theatre on Matriculation Day, allegedly celebrating their two-year anniversary of...
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OxYou
·9th October 2022

A Guide to Clubbing in Oxford

Susie Barrows
It’s your first term in Oxford, and with that comes many nights spent picking up god knows what on the...
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OxYou
·12th July 2022

Conservative Calamari: the Tories take Squid Game

Content Warning: the Conservative Party.   So BoJo’s resigned and the diverse membership of the Conservative party must now select...
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OxYou
·13th June 2022

Confessions of a Hopeless Finalist

I. M. Done
Dear reader, I must admit, immediately, that I have not written this at a sensible time. Instead, I write to...
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OxYou
·5th June 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: RORDON FINDS A NEW QUEEN

Rordon Gamsay
It’s a time for celebration – Rordon’s DMs have been extremely full this week, and apparently something happened to do...
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OxYou
·30th May 2022

Oxford Rower Now Able To Wait Twenty Minutes Before Mentioning He Rows

Soon Minh
CORNMARKET STREET – In the hours following the Summer Eights, the most widely-anticipated rowing event of the academic year, an...
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OxYou
·30th May 2022

The Definitive Oxford Clubbing Quiz

Elsie Clark
Uncertain as to which club night you should be going to this week? Between Plush Tuesgays, Park End Wednesday, and...
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OxYou
·22nd May 2022

Oxford Students’ Toxic Traits

Susie Barrows
Everyone at Oxford has a toxic trait or two. Whether it be the Union hack who just won’t leave your...
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OxYou
·15th May 2022

May the First Be With You: A (May) Day in the Life

Naomi Reiter
Most people had some plan for May Day. Maybe not a tight schedule, but at least some vague concept of...
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OxYou
·16th October 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: CHERWELL CRACKS SATIRE

Rordon Gamsay
Sunday Roast is satirical and should not be taken as defamatory, nor does it reflect any political stance of the...
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OxYou
·9th October 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: FRESHERS FLU STRIKES BACK

Rordon Gamsay
Sunday Roast is satirical and should not be taken as defamatory, nor does it reflect any political stance of the...
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OxYou
·9th October 2022

The freshers you’re guaranteed to meet in Oxford

Milo Dennison
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an Oxford student, in possession of a freshers’ week, must be in want...
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OxYou
·20th June 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: THE HOTTEST STATISTICS OF THE YEAR

Rordon Gamsay
After many a late Sunday night delivering these piping hot Roasts straight to your door, it’s finally time for Rordon...
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OxYou
·13th June 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: #TRASHING SWEEPS ELECTION

Rordon Gamsay
Rordon’s exhausted from his exams, so if you think these Roasts are trash, you can report them to the University...
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OxYou
·5th June 2022

How (not) to get hacked

Milo Dennison
Suddenly a slew of imperative verbs appears across your Facebook – it’s almost seventh week and the Union is back....
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OxYou
·30th May 2022

SUN – wait, MONDAY ROAST: RORDON HAD A HANGOVER

Rordon Gamsay
Rordon would normally pull his act together and write a witty introduction for this week’s Roast, but it’s Monday evening...
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OxYou
·22nd May 2022

SUNDAY ROW-ST: ALPACAS END HUMANITY’S PROBLEMS

Rordon Gamsay
It’s fifth week, but Rordon’s back to beat the blues – no, he’s not condoning scrapping with any university sports...
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OxYou
·15th May 2022

SUNDAY ROAST: NEW VICE CHANCELLOR SAYS ‘YEAH BALLIOL!’*

Rordon Gamsay
Sunday Roast is back, and somehow still just about on time – yeah Rordon! *Not a real quote. Sorry Balliol....
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