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  • 6th February 2023
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    Oxford Union votes in favour of same sex marriage in the Church

    Referendum on NUS disaffiliation

    BREAKING: Oxford SU to hold referendum on NUS affiliation

    ‘Killer Robot’ projects found in Oxford

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    Editorials – Week 3

    Bosnian Genocide

    ‘Peace isn’t just the absence of war’: Smajo BeÅ¡o OBE, Bosnian Genocide Educational Trust Founder and Chair

    Everything you need to know about COP15

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    The Church and Same-Sex Marriage

    Should we really ‘Learn to Live’ with Long Covid?

    Climate anxiety: a narrative in need of change

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    The Top Ten Albums of 2022… according to a pretentious man

    Every Brilliant Thing: a celebration of life’s perfect imperfections

    Date Nights for Valentine’s/Palentine’s

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    Bosnian Genocide

    ‘Peace isn’t just the absence of war’: Smajo BeÅ¡o OBE, Bosnian Genocide Educational Trust Founder and Chair

    “The Planet is Literally Burning” – Kate Raworth on ‘Doughnut Economics’

    “My problem when I was at Oxford was I tried way too hard and I was constantly trying to work and I just burned out spectacularly”

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    Satire and Student Features

    SUNDAY ROAST: GOING PINK IN THE GLINK

    SUNDAY ROAST: KILT DONNED AND BALLS LEFT HANGING

    Ski chairlift

    Powdered Up: Reflections on The Varsity Ski Trip

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    Should we really ‘Learn to Live’ with Long Covid?

    Another small step for man: Are the aims behind NASA’s plans to send astronauts back to the moon purely scientific?

    TikTok as therapy: The uptick of mental health on TikTok

  • Green
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    Everything you need to know about COP15

    The scoop on ‘Veganuary’

    Climate anxiety: a narrative in need of change

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    influencer boxers KSI and Logan Paul

    A Case for Influencer Boxing

    book bench for Nick Hornby's Fever Pitch

    30 years since Fever Pitch – what has changed?

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    Eubank Jr. vs Smith: A Stunning Scouse Masterclass

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    Column

    Eastern European Expeditions: Breaking into Russia

    Behind the Busker: Charisma with Carvalho

    Blane's Style Files

    Blane’s Style Files: What to Wear Based on your Favourite Tesco Meal Deal Items

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Satire and Student Features

OxYou
·10th October 2021

BREAKING: NEWS – GAMSAY RETURNS FOR 0TH WEEK

Rordon Gamsay
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OxYou
·20th February 2022

BREAKING: STRANGELY NAMED STORM CAUSES CHAOS AND DISRUPTION

Rordon Gamsay
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A group shot of Oxford Union members wih all faces replaced with Jackie Weaver
OxYou
·27th February 2021

Can the real holder of authority please stand up?

Hacky Weaver
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OxYou
·4th March 2022

Cherwell (the river)’s Business and Finance Section

Elon Bluff-it
Image description: a bald Alex Foster figurine stands next to a jagged arrow pointing up   “Well stocks shares up...
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OxYou
·4th October 2018

Clubs that destroy social lives of members look forward to arrival of freshers

RADEK
Image Credit: Decan Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as...
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OxYou
·13th June 2022

Confessions of a Hopeless Finalist

I. M. Done
Dear reader, I must admit, immediately, that I have not written this at a sensible time. Instead, I write to...
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Comment
·13th August 2021

Creative Team Applications are Open!

Madeleine Ross, Poppy Atkinson Gibson, Amina Lounas
Image description: White text on blue background asking for Creative Team applications: Illustrators, digital designers, and photographers  Applications to join...
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Column
·30th October 2021

Dates of our lives: Red flags and lessons learnt

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
It started as all great love stories do. We matched on Tinder, his account was permanently blocked, he tracked me...
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Column
·6th November 2021

Dates of Our Lives: When Two Worlds Collide

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
Image description: The text “dates of our lives” on a pink and purple background There I was, dear readers. On,...
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·1st May 2018

David Hackenborough: The Alphas of the Herds

David Hackenborough
In my time observing the Hackius Hackius, I have observed some fascinating behaviour in how the competition for the position...
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OxYou
·1st November 2021

BREAKING: NOT ALL NEWS IS ‘BREAKING NEWS’

Rordon Gamsay
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·23rd May 2018

Brutality and Evolution in Hackius Hackius

David Hackenborough
Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as factual   In...
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OxYou
·4th February 2022

Cat wars: a letter to Simpkins the feline, from an anonymous tortoise

Yii-Jen Deng
Image description: A cartoon with the artistry of the Mona Lisa, a green tortoise says “Like chill out man you’re...
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OxYou
·16th October 2018

Christ Church sold to become global Harry Potter Museum

I. A. Wadhamite
Image credit: Wikipedia Note: the article that follows is a work of satire, and therefore should not be taken as...
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News
·6th October 2021

Columnist Applications now Open!

The Oxford Student
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OxYou
·12th July 2022

Conservative Calamari: the Tories take Squid Game

Content Warning: the Conservative Party.   So BoJo’s resigned and the diverse membership of the Conservative party must now select...
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Column
·24th November 2021

Dates of Our Lives: BNOCs are mood killers

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
Image description: The text “Dates of Our Lives” on a pink and purple background Many moons ago, I had matched...
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Column
·16th November 2021

Dates of Our Lives: Rom-coms aren’t real

Poppy Atkinson Gibson
Image description: the text Dates of Our Lives on a pink and purple background  It was almost 5th week and...
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Image Credit: Steve Daniels
OxYou
·29th April 2018

David Hackenborough: New breed of hack discovered!

David Hackenborough
Over the past year, I have been amongst a community of beasts in the jungles of the Oxford political scene....
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