Susie Barrows
It’s your first term in Oxford, and with that comes many nights spent picking up god knows what on the...
Content Warning: the Conservative Party. So BoJo’s resigned and the diverse membership of the Conservative party must now select...
I. M. Done
Dear reader, I must admit, immediately, that I have not written this at a sensible time. Instead, I write to...
Rordon Gamsay
It’s a time for celebration – Rordon’s DMs have been extremely full this week, and apparently something happened to do...
Soon Minh
CORNMARKET STREET – In the hours following the Summer Eights, the most widely-anticipated rowing event of the academic year, an...
Elsie Clark
Uncertain as to which club night you should be going to this week? Between Plush Tuesgays, Park End Wednesday, and...
Susie Barrows
Everyone at Oxford has a toxic trait or two. Whether it be the Union hack who just won’t leave your...
Naomi Reiter
Most people had some plan for May Day. Maybe not a tight schedule, but at least some vague concept of...
Elsie Clark
 Thursday: 10am: Wake up. Hungover. Can’t remember what was drunk at Park End the night before. Doesn’t bear thinking about....
Rordon Gamsay
While you were all busy revising for collections and/or finals and enjoying the sunshine (but only within your five minute...
Milo Dennison
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an Oxford student, in possession of a freshers’ week, must be in want...
Rordon Gamsay
After many a late Sunday night delivering these piping hot Roasts straight to your door, it’s finally time for Rordon...
Rordon Gamsay
Rordon’s exhausted from his exams, so if you think these Roasts are trash, you can report them to the University...
Milo Dennison
Suddenly a slew of imperative verbs appears across your Facebook – it’s almost seventh week and the Union is back....
Rordon Gamsay
Rordon would normally pull his act together and write a witty introduction for this week’s Roast, but it’s Monday evening...
Rordon Gamsay
It’s fifth week, but Rordon’s back to beat the blues – no, he’s not condoning scrapping with any university sports...
Rordon Gamsay
Sunday Roast is back, and somehow still just about on time – yeah Rordon! *Not a real quote. Sorry Balliol....
Rordon Gamsay
It’s that time of the week again – Rordon’s back to serve up some steaming hot Roasts. Nut roasts, that...
Jonah Poulard
Stash is as integral to the Oxford experience as hating Bridge and being behind on work. Often it is the...
