OxYou·20th June 2022SUNDAY ROAST: THE HOTTEST STATISTICS OF THE YEAR Rordon Gamsay After many a late Sunday night delivering these piping hot Roasts straight to your door, it’s finally time for Rordon... Read More
OxYou·13th June 2022SUNDAY ROAST: #TRASHING SWEEPS ELECTION Rordon Gamsay Rordon’s exhausted from his exams, so if you think these Roasts are trash, you can report them to the University... Read More
OxYou·5th June 2022How (not) to get hacked Milo Dennison Suddenly a slew of imperative verbs appears across your Facebook – it’s almost seventh week and the Union is back.... Read More
OxYou·22nd May 2022SUNDAY ROW-ST: ALPACAS END HUMANITY’S PROBLEMS Rordon Gamsay It’s fifth week, but Rordon’s back to beat the blues – no, he’s not condoning scrapping with any university sports... Read More
OxYou·15th May 2022SUNDAY ROAST: NEW VICE CHANCELLOR SAYS ‘YEAH BALLIOL!’* Rordon Gamsay Sunday Roast is back, and somehow still just about on time – yeah Rordon! *Not a real quote. Sorry Balliol.... Read More
OxYou·8th May 2022SUNDAY ROAST – BUT THIS TIME IT’S MEAT-FREE Rordon Gamsay It’s that time of the week again – Rordon’s back to serve up some steaming hot Roasts. Nut roasts, that... Read More
OxYou·5th March 2022Freddy’s Friday (Saturday?) Roundup: Week 7 Freddy Foulston Although, as with last week’s roundup, I should preface this piece by highlighting its emphasis on necessary levity in these... Read More
OxYou·25th February 2022How (not) to cope when your mum comes to visit Madeleine Ross Image description: a messy room post essay crisis The big day is finally here. No, not your wedding – that’s... Read More
OxYou·23rd February 2022The 5 People You’ll Meet In An Oxford Library Georgie Cutmore Image description: People at desks line a college library, with books behind them. If, like me, it’s taken you till... Read More
OxYou·20th February 2022An Ode to the First Bop – OxYou’s Poetry Corner Jonah Poulard Image description: Shadowy figures dance at a disco Welcome to the OxYou Poetry Corner, a new feature which offers the... Read More
OxYou·13th June 2022Confessions of a Hopeless Finalist I. M. Done Dear reader, I must admit, immediately, that I have not written this at a sensible time. Instead, I write to... Read More
OxYou·5th June 2022SUNDAY ROAST: RORDON FINDS A NEW QUEEN Rordon Gamsay It’s a time for celebration – Rordon’s DMs have been extremely full this week, and apparently something happened to do... Read More
OxYou·30th May 2022Oxford Rower Now Able To Wait Twenty Minutes Before Mentioning He Rows Soon Minh CORNMARKET STREET – In the hours following the Summer Eights, the most widely-anticipated rowing event of the academic year, an... Read More
OxYou·22nd May 2022Oxford Students’ Toxic Traits Susie Barrows Everyone at Oxford has a toxic trait or two. Whether it be the Union hack who just won’t leave your... Read More
OxYou·15th May 2022May the First Be With You: A (May) Day in the Life Naomi Reiter Most people had some plan for May Day. Maybe not a tight schedule, but at least some vague concept of... Read More
OxYou·6th March 2022NO WAY: OXSTU WEBSITE ACTUALLY WORKS Rordon Gamsay Image Description: A cartoon image of roasted meat on a red and orange background with the words: “Sunday Roast: Featuring... Read More
OxYou·4th March 2022Cherwell (the river)’s Business and Finance Section Elon Bluff-it Image description: a bald Alex Foster figurine stands next to a jagged arrow pointing up “Well stocks shares up... Read More
OxYou·25th February 2022Freddy’s Friday Roundup: Week 6 Freddy Foulston Image description: How to decribe this… Questionable Photoshopping of Vladimir Putin and the Queen over a background of strawberries, with... Read More
OxYou·20th February 2022BREAKING: STRANGELY NAMED STORM CAUSES CHAOS AND DISRUPTION Rordon Gamsay Image Description: A cartoon image of roasted meat on a red and orange background with the words: “Sunday Roast: Featuring... Read More