The lifestyle’s murderous: will Oxford actually kill you?

Waking up hungover, eating a diet that mainly consists of instant noodles and chips, forgoing sleep in order to complete yet another essay: there’s little about the Oxford lifestyle that is beneficial to your health. But could it actually shorten your lifespan? The NHS Oxford health profile indicates that there are many potential health minefields […]

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The Functioning Alcoholic

With student loans still to land in many bank accounts, the crucial question is not how battels will be paid, but how we’ll all get smashed.  Luckily Tesco have it covered with their ‘Everyday Value’ cartons of wine, which will give you a litre’s worth of Rosé for just £4.49 (and it was even cheaper […]

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