OxMuff: Is expensive underwear pants?

This week, I’ll be talking about pants. Your skivvies. Your unmentionables. Your over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders. Just to clarify, this will not be a lecture on the importance of good support and proper fitting. Oh no. This will be a diatribe on the wispy, the draughty, and the gloriously overpriced. Underwear glimpsed for a provocative ten seconds of […]

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OxMuff: Waxing lyrical down below

Knees under chin and arse aloft, I’ve felt sexier. However, the therapist gazing into my vagina seems unperturbed. Perhaps it’s the overpowering fug of the strawberry wax. Perhaps it’s that “Sexy Back” has just started on the radio. Perhaps it’s that we don’t know how to get past the fact that I just queefed. My […]

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